Family Matters1989

[At The Winslow home in the alternate world]

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
I'm flat broke, dad. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping?

Carl Otis Winslow:
[Grabs his wallet] How much do you need?

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
Well now that depends, how nice of a Christmas gift do you want.

Carl Otis Winslow:
I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas.

[Puts his money back into his wallet]

Carl Otis Winslow:
Thanks for the present son.

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
Dad, cash is so impersonal.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny.

[Steve Winslow comes down the stairs]

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Hey dad. Edward! I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids

Carl Otis Winslow:
That's wonderful, son. [Faces Eddie] Look at him, charming, handsome, popular. Steve is the perfect son.

Laura Lee Winslow:
[Faces Ty] Steve is my brother?

Ty:
No, he's Eddie's brother. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel.

[Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Steve is embarrassed that he didn't walk out the door faster. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]

Laura Lee Winslow:
[Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows!