Family Matters1989

Harriette Winslow:
[Opens the candy box] Candy missing.

Carl Otis Winslow:
There was an E.Coli scale in the chocolate and I tasted a few to make sure the box was safe.

Harriette Winslow:
You're a brave man.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Hey, I'm here for you, baby.

Harriette Winslow:
These flowers are... not fresh.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Yeah, well. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. Read the card, read the card.

[Harriette reads the card]

Harriette Winslow:
[feigns being touched] Oh, Carl this is beautiful.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Hey, I mean every word, sweetheart.

Harriette Winslow:
And you meant every word 8 years ago.

Carl Otis Winslow:
[shocked] Huh?

Harriette Winslow:
Carl, I save every card you give me.

Carl Otis Winslow:
I know that!

Harriette Winslow:
And I always mark the year, you gave it to me.

Carl Otis Winslow:
I didn't know that.

Harriette Winslow:
Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. Didn't you?

Carl Otis Winslow:
Might have. But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. Let's call it recycling.

Harriette Winslow:
No, Carl let's call it what it really is, Cheap and Lazy.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh, now Harriette, that's a bit harsh.

Harriette Winslow:
Harsh? Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy. Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. And to top it all off you gave me an old card that I already have.