Family Matters1989

[Carl has just bought Harriette an exercise trampoline for her birthday. Needless to say she's not amused as he jumps on there]

Harriette Winslow:
For my birthday, you bought me an exercise trampoline.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Yes and that's not all. Dadadadada!

Harriette Winslow:
[Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. You think I'm fat.

Carl Otis Winslow:
No. no. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. You've been saying it for weeks.

Harriette Winslow:
And you agree with me?

Carl Otis Winslow:
No. No. You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts.

Harriette Winslow:
And you think I'm FAT?

Carl Otis Winslow:
No. No.

Harriette Winslow:
Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received.