Family Matters1989

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind.

Carl Otis Winslow:
How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
[Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Yeah skip that part.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
March 10, Went to the market. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. I met Raoul.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Raoul? Whose Raoul?

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Wait Wait. Raoul is the new produce manager. He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes.

Carl Otis Winslow:
[Gasps] Why of all the low down...

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Calm down, Carl. Calm down, easy. Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married.

Carl Otis Winslow:
That a girl, Harriette.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful.

Carl Otis Winslow:
What?

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh nooo.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Well hold on there big guy, listen to this. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh thank god.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Chuck is twice the man Raoul is.

Carl Otis Winslow:
CHUCK?

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly.