Family Matters

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Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family,… more »



Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind.

Carl Otis Winslow:
How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
[Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Yeah skip that part.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
March 10, Went to the market. I've been there a 100 times, but this time was different. I met Raoul.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Raoul? Whose Raoul?

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Wait Wait. Raoul is the new produce manager. He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes.

Carl Otis Winslow:
[Gasps] Why of all the low down...

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Calm down, Carl. Calm down, easy. Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married.

Carl Otis Winslow:
That a girl, Harriette.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful.

Carl Otis Winslow:
What?

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh nooo.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Well hold on there big guy, listen to this. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh thank god.

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Chuck is twice the man Raoul is.

Carl Otis Winslow:
CHUCK?

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly.

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