Family Matters

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Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family,… more »



[after Carl comes out of the busted transformation chamber in an Urkel like fashion, due to Myra's tampering]

Stefan Urkelle:
Good lord, you're a nerd.

Carl:
If that's the case then I plead guilty.

Stefan Urkelle:
Oh no, I didn't shut off the machine on time. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl.

Carl:
Does that make me a Narl?

Myra Monkhouse:
Mr.Winslow, I am very sorry. I didn't expect you to be in there and I feel like such a worm.

[the half nerd side of Carl goes into the anatomy of worms. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]

Stefan Urkelle:
Where did you learn all that?

Carl:
[in his regular voice] I have no idea.

[in an Urkel like voice]

Carl:
Stefan, you gotta help me. I can't live like this. You gotta fix that machineeeee.

Stefan Urkelle:
I'll see what I can do.

[looks over to the busted parts of the transformation chamber]

Stefan Urkelle:
I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber.

Carl:
[in an Urkel like voice and gives Stefan some money] Here takes some casher rooney and fix it sooney.

Stefan Urkelle:
Not I know that's not Carl. Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed.

Carl:
[Urkel Voice] In the meantime, I have to break the news to Harriette.

[skips away from Stefan and Myra towards the elevator. He breaks something a beaker along the way]

Carl:
[Urkel voice] Did I do that?

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