Fanny Hill2007

[Fanny is trying to encourage Percival to make love to her. He is very naive and only knows how bulls and cows mate. His father and Mrs Coles are listening outside the bedroom door]

Percival Harding:
Is it time to climb on your back now, Fanny?

Fanny Hill:
[coyly] I think we may do it face-to-face.

Percival Harding:
How shall we do that?

Fanny Hill:
Like this. Suppose I lift my leg like this, then put my other one...

Mr. Harding:
[shouts from outside the door] Come on, my son!

Percival Harding:
[shouts excitedly to his father] It's in! It's in!

Mr. Harding:
Oh, well done! Well done!

[Mrs Coles and the other prostitutes join in the laughter and rejoicing]