Father Ted1995

Father Dougal McGuire:
Ready Ted? Let's do it!

Father Ted Crilly:
Dougal, don't take it so seriously, it's just a bit of fun.

[Scene jumps forward to some time later. Room is filled with smoke and there is a cigarette hanging out of a stressed out Ted's mouth]

Father Ted Crilly:
Just play the f***ing note!

Father Dougal McGuire:
The first one?

Father Ted Crilly:
No not the f***ing first one! The f***ing first one's already f***ing down! Just play the f***ing note you were f***ing playing earlier! I've been playing the f***ing first one! We have the f***ing first one!

Father Dougal McGuire:
So i'll just...

Father Ted Crilly:
Just play the f***ing note you where f***ing playing there! F***ing what you where just f***ing doing! Play the f***ing note!