Father Ted1995

Mrs. Doyle:
It's a bit much for me, Father. "Feck this" and "Feck that"

Father Ted Crilly:
Yes, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs. Doyle:
"You big bastard." Oh, Dreadful Language. "You big hairy arse." "You big Fecker." Fierce Stuff! And of course the F-word father, the bad F-word. Worse then Feck. You know the one I mean.

Father Ted Crilly:
Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle

Mrs. Doyle:
"F you" "F your effing wife" I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this effing pitch up your hole" That was another one.

Father Ted Crilly:
I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle

Mrs. Doyle:
"Bastard this" and "Bastard that". You can't move for the Bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards.

Father Ted Crilly:
Is it Mrs Doyle?

Mrs. Doyle:
"You Bastard" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face."

Father Ted Crilly:
Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns.

Mrs. Doyle:
"Ride me sideways" was another one.