Father Ted1995

Father Ted Crilly:
God almighty, when I think of the sacrifices Matty Hislop made.

Father Dougal McGuire:
Who?

Father Ted Crilly:
Matty Hislop. He was a notorious drunkard who found God and then decided to punish himself for his sins. Oh, he used to do all kinds of things. Like he had this terrible allergic reaction to cats. So instead of avoiding them, he used to carry a kitten in his pocket. He'd sniff it from time to time. His head just inflated like a balloon.

Father Dougal McGuire:
Fair play to him.