Father Ted

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Father Ted is a British sitcom that was produced by Hat Trick Productions for Channel 4. Written by Irish writers Arthur Mathews & Graham Linehan and starring a predominantly Irish cast, it originally aired over three series from 21 April 1995 … more »



Father Dougal McGuire:
Did you ever see that film, Ted, where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head was transplanted onto the man?

Father Ted Crilly:
Oh, yes... what was it called...?

Father Dougal McGuire:
Out Of Africa, I think. Anyway, your man has the head of the fly and he's chasing his wife all over the place and she's hiding the jam and everything so he won't get stuck in it...

Father Ted Crilly:
I'll have to stop you there, Dougal.

Father Dougal McGuire:
Yes, Ted?

Father Ted Crilly:
No reason. I just have to stop you.

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