Father Ted

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Father Ted is a British sitcom that was produced by Hat Trick Productions for Channel 4. Written by Irish writers Arthur Mathews & Graham Linehan and starring a predominantly Irish cast, it originally aired over three series from 21 April 1995 … more »



Father Ted Crilly:
Uh... Dougal... there's uh... some shaving cream there.

Father Dougal McGuire:
No, no, Ted, your grand.

Father Ted Crilly:
No... on you.

Father Dougal McGuire:
Oh... where exactly Ted?

Father Ted Crilly:
Just there, below your ear.

Father Dougal McGuire:
Here?

Father Ted Crilly:
Yes and there's... uh... there's a bit more...

Father Dougal McGuire:
Gone?

Father Ted Crilly:
No, there's still just a tiny... Dougal, its all over the place!

Father Dougal McGuire:
How on Earth did that get there?... I didn't even shave this morning!

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