Father Ted1995

Father Ted Crilly:
He goes mad if I'm a minute late.

[Father Jack is reading a newspaper called "Drink"]

Father Ted Crilly:
Father Jack, your afternoon drink.

[Jack lowers his newspaper and is even more hairy than ever, with very long frizzy hair and a very long beard]

Father Ted Crilly:
You know you really should get a haircut. You don't want to go too far down that "Bob Geldolf" road.

Father Dougal McGuire:
Oh Ted, that's a baaaad road.

Father Ted Crilly:
It is indeed, Dougal. And once you've gone down it, there's no coming back, as Bob himself would tell you. Ha ha ha.

[Father Jack hits Ted on the head with his walking stick]