Father Ted1995

Father Ted:
I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.

Pat Mustard:
Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!

Father Ted:
Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.

Pat Mustard:
Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?

Father Ted:
Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF!