Father Ted1995

Father Ted Crilly:
Now Jack, today we're going to have a few elocution lessons.

Father Jack Hackett:
[tossing an empty bottle aside] DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
Now, you can't be saying that all the time when the bishops are here.

Father Jack Hackett:
FECK!

Father Ted Crilly:
No, not that one either.

Father Jack Hackett:
GIRLS!

Father Ted Crilly:
Let's go back to "drink" for the time being.

Father Jack Hackett:
DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
Now, try to read the first word. [Ted indicates a blackboard, which reads "That would be an ecumenical matter" and "Yes"]

Father Jack Hackett:
DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
No... That.

Father Jack Hackett:
DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
THAT!

Father Jack Hackett:
DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
Come on now, Father... if you do it, there'll be a little drink in it for you.

Father Jack Hackett:
Drink?... Th... th... thaa... thaa... DRINK!

Father Ted Crilly:
Nearly, Father! You almost had it. Try again!

Father Jack Hackett:
Th... th... thAT! THAT!

Father Ted Crilly:
Yes! Now, come on, Father, let's keep it going! Would!

Father Jack Hackett:
wo... wo... wo... DRINK! [Ted punches the blackboard over in disgust]