Fawlty Towers1975

Basil Fawlty:
Shhh-shh-shh-shh-shh. You know nothing... about... the horse.

Manuel:
[parroting] I know "nothing... about... the horse."

Basil Fawlty:
Yes.

Manuel:
Ah. Which horse?

Basil Fawlty:
What?

Manuel:
Which horse I know nothing?

Basil Fawlty:
My horse, nitwit!

Manuel:
Your horse - Nitwit.

Basil Fawlty:
No-no-no. Dragonfly.

Manuel:
It won!

Basil Fawlty:
Yes, I know!

Manuel:
I know it won, too!

Basil Fawlty:
What?

Manuel:
I put money on for you. You give me money; I go to betting shop.

Basil Fawlty:
Yes, I know, I know, I know.

Manuel:
Then why you say I know nothing?

Basil Fawlty:
[desperately] Look, look, look, you know the horse?

Manuel:
Uh, Nitwit or Dragonfly?

Basil Fawlty:
Dragonfly! There isn't a horse called Nit... YOU'RE the Nitwit!

Manuel:
What is Witnit?

Basil Fawlty:
It doesn't matter. Look, it doesn't matter. Oh, I can spend the rest of my life having this conversation. Now, please, please, try to understand before one of us dies.

Manuel:
I try.

Basil Fawlty:
You're going to forget everything you know about Nitwit.

Manuel:
No, no. Dragonfly.

Basil Fawlty:
Dragonfly!