Fawlty Towers1975

Sybil Fawlty:
[calling to Mrs. Richards as she to her room after being injured] Are you sure you can manage?

Basil Fawlty:
And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress.

Sybil Fawlty:
Basil!

Basil Fawlty:
Well, that was fun, wasn't it dear, the odd moment like that? It's almost worth staying alive for, isn't it? It's nice to share a moment like that, isn't it, dear? It's what marriage is all about. I know - I read it on the back of a matchbox.

Sybil Fawlty:
[annoyed] Basil, sometimes...

Basil Fawlty:
[putting an arm around Sybil] Seriously, Sybil, do you remember, when we were first manacled together, we used to laugh quite a lot?

Sybil Fawlty:
[she pushes him off and exits] Yes, but not at the same time, Basil.

Basil Fawlty:
[to himself] Ah, that's true. That was a warning all right, I guess? Should have spotted that, shouldn't I? Zhoom! What was that? That was your life, Mate! Oh, that was quick. Do I get another? Sorry, Mate. That's your lot.

Sybil Fawlty:
[returning] Basil.

Basil Fawlty:
[to himself] Back to the world of dreams.

Basil Fawlty:
[to Sybil] Yes, dear?