Fawlty Towers1975

Basil Fawlty:
I mean, where are the pens? I mean, what... Would you believe it! I mean, there are no pens here. I mean, this is supposed to be a hotel.

[sybil shakes a box]

Basil Fawlty:
Well, what are they doing in there?

Sybil Fawlty:
I put them there.

Basil Fawlty:
Why?

Sybil Fawlty:
Just sign there, Mr. Walt. Because you're always losing them, Basil.

Basil Fawlty:
I am NOT always losing them. People TAKE them.

Sybil Fawlty:
Well, they don't take them from me.

Basil Fawlty:
They wouldn't dare. Well, I'm sorry I didn't guess that you'd suddenly done that after twelve years, dear. I'm afraid my psychic powers must be a little bit below par this morning. There we are.

Sybil Fawlty:
Don't be silly, Basil. It's written there quite clearly on the top of the box.

Basil Fawlty:
Pens? It looks more like "Bens" to me.

Sybil Fawlty:
Well, WHEN Ben comes, you can give it to him.