Fawlty Towers1975

[the doctors ask how often the Fawltys can get away for a holiday, but Basil, paranoid over one of them being a psychiatrist, thinks their inquiry is about his sex life]

Dr. Abbott:
How often can you and your wife manage it? You don't mind my asking?

Basil Fawlty:
[like a deer in headlights] Not at all. Not at all. About average, since you asked.

Mrs. Abbott:
Average?

Basil Fawlty:
Mm-hm.

Dr. Abbott:
What would be average?

Basil Fawlty:
Well, you tell me. Ha-ha.

Mrs. Abbott:
Well, um... couple of times a year?

Basil Fawlty:
What?

Dr. Abbott:
Once a year? Well, we knew it must be difficult. My wife couldn't see how you could manage it at all.

Basil Fawlty:
[affronted] Well, as you've asked, two or three times a week, actually.

Dr. Abbott:
A week?

Basil Fawlty:
Yes. Pretty normal, isn't it? We're quite normal down here in Torquay, you know.