Fawlty Towers1975

[Basil has taken the lamb dishes out of the kitchen to greet Mrs. Hamilton at reception]

Mr. Johnston:
[Re: Lamb dishes] Finished with them, have you?

Basil Fawlty:
Absolutely. Bon App?tit

[Basil makes rude farting sound]

Mr. Johnston:
[to Mrs. Hamilton] I recommend the SELF-service here. It's excellent.

Basil Fawlty:
That'll be all, thank you.

Mr. Johnston:
What?

Basil Fawlty:
Your lambs will be getting cold, Mr. Johnston.

Mr. Johnston:
Colder!

Basil Fawlty:
If you'd like them warmed up...

Mr. Johnston:
Forget it!

Basil Fawlty:
[after Mr. Johnston returns to the dining room]... you can get your wife to sit on 'em!

Basil Fawlty:
[to Mrs. Hamilton] I'm so sorry for the RUBBISH we get in here.