Fawlty Towers1975

Mrs. Johnston:
I think those prawns might be a bit off.

Basil Fawlty:
Oh, I don't think so.

Mrs. Johnston:
Well, they do taste rather funny.

Basil Fawlty:
Well, no one else has complained.

Mrs. Johnston:
Well, I really do think they're off.

Basil Fawlty:
But you've eaten half of them.

Mrs. Johnston:
Well, I didn't notice at the start.

Basil Fawlty:
You didn't notice at the start.

Mrs. Johnston:
No, really, it was the sauce. I wasn't sure.

Basil Fawlty:
So you ate half to MAKE sure?

Mr. Johnston:
My wife thinks they're off!

Basil Fawlty:
Well, what am I... Did you want another first course?

Mrs. Johnston:
No, thank you.

Mr. Johnston:
Well, you're sure.

Mrs. Johnston:
No, really. I'll just have the main.

Mr. Johnston:
Well, then, we'll cancel it.

Basil Fawlty:
Cancel it? Oh, deduct it form the bill, is that what you mean?

Mr. Johnston:
I said it was inedible.

Basil Fawlty:
Well, only half of it's inedible, apparently.

Mr. Johnston:
Well, deduct half now and if my wife brings the other half up during the night we'll claim the balance in the morning.