Filthy Rich & Catflap1987

Ivor Whopper:
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody's favourite mother-in-law, Molly Slocombe! [canned applause]

Molly Slocombe:
Oh, you're so lovely. I'd like to show you all me p*ssy. [canned laughter] In fact, I can't think of anything nicer than having you all stroking me p*ssy. [more canned laughter]

Richard Rich:
Oh for God's sake, love, don't milk it, that's the third time you've done that gag, and you used to do it every ep of that appaling sitcom you used to do. [she punches him in the face]