Filthy Rich & Catflap1987

[about an enormous pile of meat they stole]

Richard Rich:
Good lord Eddie, how'd you get all that meat down your trousers!

Edward Catflap:
That's what all the girls say.

Richard Rich:
Smut is the last recourse of the emotional cripple, Eddie. For it is a psychological truism that they talk about that which they cannot do.

Edward Catflap:
Oh, is that why you're always talking about acting, plop-pants?