Flight of the Conchords2007

Murray Hewitt:
Bret, you should have a guitar.

Bret:
I sold it to pay the bills.

Murray Hewitt:
You can't go on like that! Won't it sound weird with just the big guitar that Jemaine plays?

Jemaine:
Bass. It's called a bass guitar.

Murray Hewitt:
Well, I call it the '"Dad guitar" 'cause it's more like [deep voice] "Da da da da - I'm your Dad. Hey Murray, get into the shed and get the mower and do the lawns - de de de." You need Bret's "Mum guitar" to add the beautiful tones. [high voice] "Come on, darling, Murray's okay. Why you get home so late, Gordon?" [deep voice] "I was just havin' a few beers."

Bret:
It'll sound fine.

Murray Hewitt:
It won't sound fine, Bret, you've got no guitar! [Bret plays his air guitar] I can hardly hear it! You'd have to be deaf to hear that.