Flight of the Conchords2007

1986 David Bowie:
Bret, Bret?... Bret! It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie "Labyrinth."

Bret:
Yeah, I know.

1986 David Bowie:
So you showed your penis to the man at the greeting-card company?

Bret:
That was your idea.

1986 David Bowie:
I didn't mean something like that. I only meant something like... I don't know, wear makeup or...

Bret:
Yeah, I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger.

1986 David Bowie:
I meant on your face, Bret. On your face.

Bret:
So have you got anymore advice?

1986 David Bowie:
No. I don't have anymore advice. I've given you all of my good advice. Actually, I've totally lost confidence in my ability to help people. I'm useless.

Bret:
Jemaine actually thinks that maybe you're a figment of my imagination.

1986 David Bowie:
I might as well be, Bret. I might as well be.

Bret:
Yeah.

1986 David Bowie:
Anyway, Bret, I have to go.

Bret:
Where are you going?

1986 David Bowie:
I'm going to a party. I'm already 20 minutes late.

Bret:
Sounds cool. Where's the party?

1986 David Bowie:
In space, Bret. In space.

Bret:
Space?

1986 David Bowie:
Yeah. It is quite freaky, isn't it, Bret?

Bret:
Yeah... no.

1986 David Bowie:
Goodbye, Bret.

Bret:
See you, Bowie.