Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends2004

Mr. Herriman:
I say, I'm quite surprised that old roof lasted as long as it did. Seems we'll have to dip into the emergency fund for a new one.

Madame Foster:
Yes, siree.

[they open the safe]

Mr. Herriman:
Madame?

Madame Foster:
Yes?

Mr. Herriman:
Why is the emergency fund missing?

Madame Foster:
Oh, yes. I almost forgot. I spent it last year to buy this gold-plated safe.

Mr. Herriman:
I see. You spent our emergency fund on a container for our emergency fund?

Madame Foster:
That would be true.

Mr. Herriman:
So we have no money for a new roof?

Madame Foster:
Well, if you're going to put a negative spin on it, sure we don't! But look on the bright side: It's a beautiful safe. This is real gold-colored paint. *Glorious*! He, he, he!