Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends2004

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
[while at a swap meet, Bloo has his eyes on a mongoose versus cobra statue] Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect! Mac, are you seeing this? It's perfect!

Mac:
[looks at the statue] Perfectly disgusting.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
[to the vendor] Hey, how much for the mongoose-cobra-thingy?

Strange vendor:
Oh, that? That one's... free.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
Free? Ha-ha! Yes! [he takes the statue and starts walking away]

Strange vendor:
[stopping Bloo] Da-da-da-da-da-ra. THREE hundred dollars.

Mac:
For that? But it's so gross!

Strange vendor:
Regardless, it is still three hundred.

Mac:
Ugh! Come on, Bloo.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
My good man, unlike my primitive uncultured Neanderthal companion here, I am a connoisseur of the finer things in life. So I can most certainly appreciate the intrinsic value of a true piece of high art such as this. But sir, I implore you, THREE HUNDRED? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

Strange vendor:
Take you for... okay, deal. Four hundred.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo:
[scowls] RIP-OFF ARTIS...

Mac:
No, not again!