Foyle's War2002

[watching a parody of the real mystery at a hospital revue]

Patient as Jamieson:
Mr. Foyle, Mr. Foyle! I need your help! I understand you're a bit of a sleuth.

Patient as Foyle:
Which bit did you have in mind?

[laughter]

Patient as Jamieson:
My name is Jamieson, and I need someone with a nose for crime!

Patient as Foyle:
I'm sorry, Mr. Jamieson, my nose stays where it is.

[laughter]

Patient as Jamieson:
Pity. Well, listen to me. Something terrible has happened. Someone has dropped a statue on Group Captain Smythe!

Patient as Foyle:
That *is* terrible.

Patient as Jamieson:
You're telling me - they missed!

[laughter from everyone except Smythe, who's sitting in the audience]