Frasier1993

[Niles shows up at Frasier's house wearing a pirate costume, saying that Maris has kicked him out]

Niles:
There's a perfectly reasonably explanation for the way I'm dressed.

Frasier:
All right, just keep in mind that I reserve the right to say "stop" at any time.

Niles:
Well, my plan was to leave a treasure map downstairs for Maris with clues that would lead her to my whereabouts. Then I'd hide in the linen closet and wait for her to find me.

Martin:
Dressed like that?

Niles:
Actually no, at the time I was wearing only my eye-patch. Although, technically is it still an eye-patch if you're wearing it on your-?

Frasier:
STOP!