Frasier1993

Roz:
The blackout hit just as the elevator doors opened on the fourteenth floor. So I stood in the hallway trying to decide whether to come back in here with you guys or take my chances on the pitch-black streets with the muggers and the weirdos. So I went down a couple of flights, and then I changed my mind. Meanwhile someone's probably looting my apartment!

Niles:
Yes, I hear there's a thriving black market in badly-designed Formica coffee tables.

Roz:
At least I have my own sense of style. You won't even buy a chair unless some fey French aristocrat has sat his fat satin fanny in it!

Niles:
Louis the Fourteenth was not fey! Everyone wore garters in the eighteenth century!