Frasier1993

Martin Crane:
Remember last week when Eddie killed his first rat? And how proud I was? I told you that story, right?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Yes, Dad, you told us. If you had a guitar you would have written a ballad.

Martin Crane:
Well, we were just down in the basement and I saw another rat. I said, "go get him, boy!" So just as he picked him up, had him in his teeth, shaking the life out of him, and I hear this little bell, ting-a-ling. And I thought, "that's funny - rats don't wear bells!"

Daphne Moon:
Oh, little Robbie Greenberg's missing hamster.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Yes, I read that flyer. He was offering a ten dollar reward.

Martin Crane:
Well, the most we can claim at this point is about six-fifty.