Frasier1993

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[Realizes that Niles is still going to do his imaginary date] Daphne... is cooking dinner... for your date with a fictitious woman. Why not just set a place for the March Hare and the Mad Hatter?

Dr. Niles Crane:
I didn't plan for this to happen, but we are having the most perfect evening! I'm feeling my confidence return, I just need a few more minutes alone, and I'll be able to tell her everything. [the doorbell rings]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Niles, the longer you continue with this absurd lie, the more likely it is to blow up in your face!

Dr. Niles Crane:
Why are you always such a doomsayer? As long as I keep track of what I'm saying, nothing is going to blow up on anyone! [He opens the door, and finds Phyllis standing there] Phyllis!

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[sarcastic] Ka-boom!