Frasier1993

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Go ahead, Tom. I'm listening.

Tom:
Hi, Dr. Crane. Uh, it's about my girlfriend. My problem is, I don't know if I love her for herself or because things are so great between us physically.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, how long have you two been together?

Tom:
Six years.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
And the sex is still that good?

Tom:
Oh man, Dr. Crane, every morning, night, three times a day on weekends. But I'm not sure we have much else in common.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, common interests are of course the foundation of... three times, you say?

Tom:
Is that abnormal?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, uh, no, no, it's not abnormal. It's not fair, but it's not abnormal. But you know, perhaps you share more things than you think you do actually. I'll tell you what, try this: why don't you pick up a catalogue from a local university, go through it with her and see if there are any courses you'd like to take together?

Tom:
That's a good idea! Thanks, Doc. Have a great weekend.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, I'd wish you the same but it hardly seems necessary.