Frasier1993

Martin:
[recording his memoirs] My name's Martin Crane. When I made this tape, I was sixty-four years old. But now... I'm *dead*! Trapped in a box, underground... [chuckles] Pretty scary, huh?

[he throws his head back and laughs evilly. Niles lowers the camcorder]

Niles:
Dad, surely you must have some message you want to leave for the Cranes of the twenty-first century?

Martin:
All right, all right, I do.

[Niles resumes filming]

Martin:
Remember to always work hard, and that family comes first. And... I have a million bucks in unmarked bills that I took off a drug dealer that I have stashed in my old army foot locker. The combination is left fifteen, right thirty-two, le-le...

[he pretends to choke and die. Niles wearily turns the camcorder on himself]

Niles:
Future generations, see what I had to put up with?