Frasier1993
Genre: Comedy
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 22 minutes
[Frasier and Niles are reading, trying to find a way to circumvent Niles' obligation to keep Ben's intentions confidential]
Dr. Frasier Crane:
Say, here's a possibility. According to this, it says we can warn her if he plans to do her bodily harm. Does he?
Niles:
No.
Dr. Frasier Crane:
Damn!
Niles:
It would be so much easier if Roz were mentally incompetent.
[They slowly look up at each other]
Dr. Frasier Crane:
Go on.
Niles:
Well, then there'd be some justification for protecting her. Is she irrational?
Dr. Frasier Crane:
She did attack a vending machine once, when a Twinkie came out of the Oreo chute.
Niles:
Borderline, borderline... Does she ever act delusional?
Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, she often claims that she's responsible for the success of our show.
Niles:
Building, building... Does she display below-average intelligence?
Dr. Frasier Crane:
She once ordered a bottle of white zinfandel!
Niles:
Jackpot! Go to her! She's a threat to herself!
Dr. Frasier Crane:
It's amazing they even let the woman drive!
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