Frasier1993

[Frasier and Niles are reading, trying to find a way to circumvent Niles' obligation to keep Ben's intentions confidential]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Say, here's a possibility. According to this, it says we can warn her if he plans to do her bodily harm. Does he?

Niles:
No.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Damn!

Niles:
It would be so much easier if Roz were mentally incompetent.

[They slowly look up at each other]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Go on.

Niles:
Well, then there'd be some justification for protecting her. Is she irrational?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
She did attack a vending machine once, when a Twinkie came out of the Oreo chute.

Niles:
Borderline, borderline... Does she ever act delusional?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, she often claims that she's responsible for the success of our show.

Niles:
Building, building... Does she display below-average intelligence?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
She once ordered a bottle of white zinfandel!

Niles:
Jackpot! Go to her! She's a threat to herself!

Dr. Frasier Crane:
It's amazing they even let the woman drive!