Frasier1993

Frasier:
God, when you think about all the care I put into decorating my home, only to have it mocked by this atrocity.

Niles:
The bottom line is, it is your home. Why don't you just make him get rid of it?

Frasier:
Well, it's not that simple, you know? Dad does have his feelings, and he does have quite an attachment to this little chair...

Niles:
You're afraid to stand up to him, aren't you?

Frasier:
Oh, like you're not!

Niles:
Well, at least I don't have to live with something unattractive.

[Frasier shoots him a look. Niles gapes in outrage]

Frasier:
Oh, Niles, I'm just having some fun with you. I happen to think Maris is rather attractive, in a... a minimalist sort of way.