Frasier1993
Genre: Comedy
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 22 minutes
Dr. Niles Crane:
[as the German butler, Hans] All right, all right, it's true! I'm not what I appear! None of us is! I'm not a butler; I'm not even...
[in normal voice]
Dr. Niles Crane:
...German. Sit down, Inspector, you're about to hear a fascinating tale. Each of us holds a piece of the puzzle to relate to you.
[Frasier is directing Niles, to Niles' dismay]
Dr. Niles Crane:
When we're finished, you'll know the full, dark tale.
Roz:
[in an odd voice] Are you sure we should, Hans?
Dr. Niles Crane:
Be quiet, mother!
[Frasier cues organ music and continues directing Niles]
Dr. Niles Crane:
Mother and I moved here after the tragic death of my father.
[as Frasier directs, Niles gets more and more frustrated]
Dr. Niles Crane:
I kept the pain of that loss buried deep within me like a... serpent... coiled within a... dark... cave. Okay, that's it! Never mind all that. I'm just going to take this gun off the table.
[fake gunshot]
Dr. Niles Crane:
So long, O'Toole; I guess we'll never get to hear your fascinating piece of the puzzle.
[two fake gunshots]
Dr. Niles Crane:
Or yours, Kraegan and *Peppo*! Could the McCallister sisters stand back to back? I'm short on bullets.
[fake gunshot]
Dr. Niles Crane:
Thank you.
[to Roz]
Dr. Niles Crane:
What was your name again, dear?
Roz:
Mrs. Thorndyke.
Dr. Niles Crane:
[fake gunshot] Thank you. Oh, and also Mr. Wing.
[fake gunshot, and sound of muted bell on Mr. Wing's hat]
Dr. Niles Crane:
And, of course, one final bullet for myself, so the mystery will die with me.
[fake gunshot]
Dr. Niles Crane:
[weakly] HA.
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