Frasier1993

[Niles, Martin, and Daphne go to a basketball game]

Martin:
Wow. Right on the hardwood, five feet from the baseline.

[Niles chuckles, then turns to Daphne]

Daphne:
It's like front row orchestra, stage right.

Martin:
Man, we're so close we're gonna get our teeth rattled when they center-pick.

[Niles turns to Daphne]

Daphne:
It's like sitting close enough to get hit by Placido Domingo's spit.

[the buzzer goes]

Niles:
What the hell was that?

Martin:
That's the end of the shooter round. The coach is about to send the starting five in for the tip-off.

[Niles turns to Daphne]

Daphne:
The stage manager just called places.