Frasier1993

Martin:
Jeez, I though you were just going to slit your wrists. It looks like you went for death by a thousand cuts.

Frasier:
I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built.