Frasier1993

Kate Costas:
[to receptionist] I need a copy of our contract with Nanette Stewart. [notices Frasier] What's Yum-Yum doing here? It's all right, I can guess.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
You promised you'd put an end to Bulldog's shenanigans and instead you encouraged him. [notices Kate has pulled Nanette's name from the board] You're cancelling "Pet Chat With Nanette"? She's been on for six years!

Kate Costas:
Yeah, but she's been floating at the top of the bowl for the last two. When I went in to talk to Bulldog, the phones were lit up like Times Square, he's fans love it when he zaps you.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
So, you would have me ridiculed for the sake of those hyenas!

Kate Costas:
No, I would have you fight back. He makes pot shots at you, you come back at him in your drool, Ivy League, "look at me; I've got a thesaurus" kind of way! It'll be funny!

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Funny! Funny! I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with a man who's favorite t-shirt reads "Seattle Hooter Inspector"!

Kate Costas:
Afraid of the competition?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
I am a doctor, I went to... [She gives him a look, expecting him to mention Harvard again]... medical school! I will not embarass myself by engaging in a grab for ratings.

Kate Costas:
You just announced to a half a million listeners that you are filled to the brim with girlish glee, I think the "H.M.S Pinafore" of embarassment has sailed! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to fire someone.