Frasier1993

[Frasier's phone rings. Bulldog is calling from his show, using a snooty voice]

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
Hello, this is Dr. Julius Erving. I'm calling for Dr. Niles Crane. His receptionist said he might be there.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
I'm sorry, I am expecting him if you'd like to leave a message.

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
No, no, nothing important. Some of the boys here at the club have a little bet going about "The Mikado".

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, perhaps I can help, I'm Niles' brother, Dr. Frasier Crane and as luck would have it, I was in an all-male version of "The Mikado" at Oxford. People still ask to see my "Yum-Yum!"

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
I don't suppose you happen to remember the words to "Three Little Maids"?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, let me see. Of course my falsetto isn't what it used to be, but, um...

[high-pitched voice]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
"Three little maids from school are we, prim as a schoolgirl well well be, filled to the brim with girlish glee, three little maids from school!"

[Martin enters with his radio, laughing]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Dad, would you please be quiet? I'm trying to settle a bet here!

Martin:
You sure are. Some caller bet Bulldog he couldn't make you sing over the air! [laughs]

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
[normal voice] Sayonara, Doc!