Frasier1993

[Niles cancels his night at the opera with Frasier to spend the evening with Mel]

Frasier:
I am surprised by your gall! At the last moment, you not only bail on me, you expect me to give up my own ticket?

Niles:
Please, Frasier, put yourself in my shoes. I have to do something for Mel. Every restaurant in town has been booked for weeks. I ran into Archie Wilfong today. He told me he had to settle for two seats at the counter at The Salad Experience! What would you suggest I do?

Frasier:
Bring your own wine and order the Spicy Caesar!