Frasier1993

Dr. Niles Crane:
Hello, Fraiser, dad, Daphne. I can't stay. I just wanted to ask a favor. Dad, can I borrow your gun?

Martin Crane:
Maris taking singing lessons again?

Dr. Niles Crane:
No. Our home security system is down for repairs, and no electric gates. I'll just feel safer if I'm packing heat.

Frasier:
Oh, for heaven's sake, Niles. You don't even know how to pack a lunch.

Dr. Niles Crane:
Dad, please. Maris is a wreck ever since she found out our entire neighborhood watch is wintering in Palm Beach.

Martin Crane:
Forget it. You don't know the first thing about guns.

Dr. Niles Crane:
I do so. I promise I'll open the spinny thing and check for bullets before I shoot anybody.