Frasier1993

Martin Crane:
You bought a starter's pistol?

Dr. Niles Crane:
Yes. You see, as long as Maris thinks it's real, it makes her feel secure, but this way no one can get hurt.

[Niles accidentally fires the pistol and jumps on Frasier's couch in fright]

Frasier:
[running in from his bedroom] What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?

Dr. Niles Crane:
[casually] Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?

Frasier:
Just getting up? Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!

Martin Crane:
[trying to placate Frasier] Niles bought a starter's pistol.

Dr. Niles Crane:
And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.

Frasier:
Oh, I'm sorry, was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!