Frasier1993

[Niles and Roz share a late-night coffee at the cafe]

Dr. Niles Crane:
I'm sorry, Roz, I'm afraid I'm not going to be very good company tonight.

Roz Doyle:
Well, whatever your problems are, you'll laugh at them when you hear what I've been through. I had a date tonight. I got halfway down my driveway when he called me on my car phone and cancelled. I was too humiliated to go back in the house and face the sitter, so - don't ask me why - I went to the zoo. You really want to feel good about yourself? Put on your best outfit and walk through the monkey house on a Saturday night. And be sure and stop by and see Remo the baboon, who knows all kinds of ways to have fun without a date. Feeling better about your problem?

Dr. Niles Crane:
Daphne and Donny got engaged yesterday.

Roz Doyle:
Oh my God...

Dr. Niles Crane:
Yeah, and lucky me, I had to sit there and watch, horrified. There wasn't a thing I could to do stop it. Much like your monkey house experience.