Frasier1993

Dr. Frasier Crane:
I can't believe this. I simply cannot believe it.

Martin:
What are you yapping about?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
This... this book. It was written by a man I knew. He's taken an incident from my own life - something I shared with him in confidence one night - and he's turned it into this... this trash!

Daphne Moon:
"Slow Tango"? I just started reading that. You mean to tell me that young man is based on you, Dr. Crane?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Yes, he is, but did Thomas Jay Fallow have the grace to thank me? No! My name isn't even listed in his acknowledgements!

Martin:
What's it about, anyway?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
That is not important.

Daphne Moon:
It's about his first time.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[sarcastically] Thank you, Daphne.

Niles:
Your first time doing what?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[sarcastic again] Changing a flat tire.

Niles:
Oh... oh!

Martin:
So this whole book's about the night you conceived Frederick?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Very amusing, dad. I'll have you know that was not my first time.

Martin:
Hey, I'm happy to know it wasn't your only time.

Niles:
Just who was this charitable lass?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
That is not important.

Daphne Moon:
His piano teacher.

Martin:
His piano teacher?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[sarcastically] Thank you again, Daphne!