Frasier1993

Daphne:
Simon!

Simon Moon:
Hello, sis.

Daphne:
I thought you were in California.

Simon Moon:
Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about, I was the one in the tub! Where should I put this bag?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
By the door so you don't forget it when you leave.

Simon Moon:
Right. I think I know everyone here. [spots Roz] Or do I? And what would your name be then, Miss?

Roz Doyle:
Simon, you low-life idiot! You made a date with me last week and you stood me up!

Simon Moon:
Sorry, love, I need a bit more to go on.

Roz Doyle:
Maybe this'll refresh your memory. [slams the door in his face]

Simon Moon:
Roz! Of course!