Frasier1993

Roz Doyle:
[In the studio the morning after Frasier's on-air romp with Kate] Okay, *Fabio.* I want two things. One: you will never make another crack about my sex life. I don't care if I start dating a lumber camp.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Done.

Roz Doyle:
And two: Who's 'Dirty Girl'? [smiles]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
I *can't* tell you that.

Roz Doyle:
Oh, come on, Frasier! I swear, I won't tell a soul! [the phone rings. Roz answers it] Yes? [turns away from Frasier] Not yet, I'll call you back. [She puts the phone down and gets a glare from Frasier. Bulldog enters]

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
Doc? I got one thing to say to you.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Go ahead, take your best shot.

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
[in genuine admiration] I am so proud of you, man! [He hugs a very unmoved Frasier]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[sarcastic] Well, doesn't that just put the cherry on the parfait.

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
Now come on, you gotta tell me - who's the mystery chick?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Bulldog, haven't you already seen? [points to newspapers] I've told half a dozen reporters that I'm not going to name names.

Roz Doyle:
[picks up a newspaper and shows it to Bulldog] Don't you see this right here? [reads] 'I Won't Fink, Says Kinky Shrink.' [Roz and Bulldog laugh; Frasier looks fed up. Roz leaves for her booth. A very uncomfortable-looking Kate creeps in through the side door]

Kate Costas:
Good afternoon, Dr Crane.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Ms. Costas.

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
[to Kate] Hey, hey, you're the boss - make him tell who his playmate was.

Kate Costas:
[pained] Bulldog, this is really none of your business.

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
Oh, but we got a pool going. So far, hot money's on Roz. [Roz, who has just returned, is outraged]

Roz Doyle:
What? Oh, well, thank you, but I think I have a little more self-respect than to have a quickie with a co-worker on the air! What kind of slut do they think I am? [Kate looks extremely uncomfortable]

Kate Costas:
Dr Crane, could I have a word with you in private?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Er, I'd love that, but I, I've got my show in two minutes.

Kate Costas:
Actually you don't. I'm suspending you for a week. Bulldog, you're going on. Roz - you'll have to produce.

Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe:
All right! [He slaps Roz's butt enthusiastically; Roz hits him in the stomach with her clipboard]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[to Kate] I must say, I find that a, a bit harsh, all things considered.

Kate Costas:
Yes, I can see how you might feel that way. But the station does have certain standards and it is my job to enforce them. Now if you will excuse me, I have to meet with one of last night's sponsors - The Wholesome Family Cookie Company. [She leaves]