Frasier1993

[at a cocktail party to compete for entry into an exclusive club, Frasier brings Daphne]

Frasier:
Listen, my date canceled, Daphne's filling in, all right? You can't honestly think that I would end up going out with Daphne?

Niles:
Well, you are a man. She is a goddess... whose bedroom is, after all, only forty-one steps from your own.

Frasier:
On a completely unrelated topic, where's Maris?

Niles:
The last I saw, she was apologizing to one of the other candidate's wives. Apparently, Maris bumped an entire chafing dish of crabmeat into the poor woman's d?colletage.

Frasier:
Accidents will happen.

Niles:
As long as they keep the hors d'oeuvres flowing, they will.