Frasier1993

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[going crazy from a chirping cricket] Do you have any idea what it's like to be awakened intermittently throughout an entire night?

Roz Doyle:
I have a three year old. I can't remember the last time I slept through a night.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Yes, of course. But this constant chirping and chirping, over and over. Really, you can't imagine it.

Roz Doyle:
Really? Did the cricket crawl into bed with you? Did the cricket throw up on you?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[sarcastically] Gee, I wish I had a three year old, so I could win every argument.