Frasier1993

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
So, Roz, who's the proud papa? You got it narrowed down yet?

[laughs]

Roz:
That's nice, very nice. Frasier, will you excuse us?

Frasier:
Yes, of course. Just remember the baby's future, Roz. Try to make it look like an accident.

[Frasier leaves]

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
Look, I was just kidding. I'm sure you probably know who the dad is.

Roz:
Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Do you remember Janet's party a couple months ago? You got really drunk and I drove you home?

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
Yeah... what about it?

Roz:
Well, you invited me up, and I guess I'd had a few myself, because the next thing I knew...

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
[terrified] No, whoa - I don't believe this. I don't even remember us...

Roz:
Now calm down, Bulldog.

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
No, come on, please, just tell me you're joking!

Roz:
Look, we don't have to get married right away...

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
Oh, man! Oh, man!

[he paces, chewing his knuckles; she caresses his back]

Roz:
I thought you'd be happy about this. I mean, we were wonderful together. When you made love to me, you were so tender and caring...

Bob 'Bull Dog' Briscoe:
Hey, whoa! Ha, ha! "Tender and caring?" No way was that me! Yeah, you almost had me! Good one, Roz!